My Moment of Zen

I'm not going to lie to you... I am absolutely ELATED that Disgusting Gross Constantine got the boot from American Idol tonight. I'm not pleased that Anthony "Trach Boy" Federov and Scott "I Beat up Girls with my Vienna Sausage Fingers" Savol are still in the running but the ouster of that slimy, off-key fuck more than makes up for the presence of the other two. No doubt Constantine will go on to bigger things but like Clay Aitken before him, I'm confident that I can successfully ignore any strides he makes. BUT! With any luck, Constantine will soon be dogged by persistent, dirty rumors just like Clay. Ooh, maybe I'll even plant some. Any suggestions?

Overheard on My Way to Work this Morning

Construction worker: (angrily) Man, I gotta work tonight now! I'm gonna miss 'American Idol'!